Suffering produces endurance, and endurance produces character, and character produces hope (Romans 5:3-4)



if i could bring one dead person back to life i’d bring back Walt Disney just to show him the shows on disney channel and see his reaction

(Source: snorlaxatives)

Crush: Hey you know that show you're always raving on about... Er, Doctor Who?

Me: Yes?

Crush: I watched the first episode with Christopher Eccleston last night. And I think I'm hooked.





Me: Just stand there 'cause I'm gonna hug you, is that alright?


whispering, “no,” at a character because you know they’re about to make a fool of themselves and kill you with second hand embarrassment


don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck